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Hello everyone what do you think of this wee story?
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.
And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.
"Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm. "To make the gravy," came her enthusiastic reply.
LoL, thats a good one. I have one about Native Indians and the Pope. (post)
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Indians had to leave from a certain area. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Indian community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a debate with a member of the Indian community. If the Indian won, the Indians could stay. If the Pope won, the Indians would leave. The Indians realized that they had no choice. So they picked a wise, yet humble man named Howling Wolf to represent them.
Howling Wolf asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came. Howling Wolf and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers, Howling Wolf looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Howling Wolf pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Howling Wolf pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, “I give up. This man is too good. The Indians can stay.”
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what had happened. The Pope said, “First I held up three fingers to represent the trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?”
Meanwhile, the Indian community had crowded around Howling Wolf. “What happened?” they asked. “Well” said Howling Wolf, “First he said to me that the Indians had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole community would be cleared of Indians. I let him know that we were staying right here.” “Yes, yes,.. and then???” asked the crowd.
“I don’t know,” said Howling Wolf,
“He took out his lunch, and I took out mine! “
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